i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
Samuel L Jackson decided that red and green lightsabers were a stupidass decision. \o/
He said it, he said the thing.
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Via looking for laughs
i lost my glasses today
i cant see how this could have happened
A magnet falling through a copper pipe
jfc tag your science porn guys
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Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"
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There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.
A significant decline in dementors as well.
swiggity swag the nightmare stag